Avril Vinyls Again

3 08 2018

But now, i have all 5 of them!

And i still don’t have a record player!

I now await her sixth album and its eventual release on vinyl.

Will i actually ever own a record player?

Probably not.



Avril Lavigne Vinyls

3 01 2018

I really like Avril Lavigne. More than any other artist out there. She was the only artist i had on my itunes music library back in 2011 and she’s still the only artist i have on my phone right now in 2018.

Went to see her show in Kuala Lumpur in 2012. I had this to say about it in the comments of that linked post:

i’m back home. concert was great.

some chick standing next to me actually fainted. lol.

i took her spot after her friends carried her off.

avril was hot. tight leather pants, visible bra.

i dreamt about her that night after the concert.

i love you avril lavigne.

i’m gonna buy some posters of her off of ebay, frame them and hang them on my wall.

I actually did buy a poster of her off ebay too.

And the point of this post: i recently got all her albums on vinyl. And i don’t even have a record player!

Actually i’ve been collecting a lot of vinyls lately, mostly videogame stuff and i recently got the alien sountrack on vinyl (cover artwork is awesome), but Avril’s are the only ones i have of actual music artist people.

And look at these things! So beautiful!

Just waiting for her 5th album to drop on vinyl and her eventual 6th one.

Remember the time when people thought that i was Avril Lavigne on the internet?

I used to get stupid amounts of IMs (RIP AIM) and e-mails from people thinking i was her because i had pictures of her all over my site’s layout at one time.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: What up!
From: RIDEEMBULLS69@aol.com
Date: Thu, Jul 18 2002 6:50:58 AM EDT

just wanted to say whats up and that I really like your music write back

David

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fan
From: Lilbigin04@aol.com
Date: Fri, Jul 26 2002 1:33:39 AM EDT

hey my name is bill i’m 18 years old i jus want to say i think your cute and i like you music

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: re
From: Irving Hughes hyperthunder2003@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, Aug 4 2002 12:42:42 AM -0700 (PDT)

u don’t know me but u are just like me don’t give a shit what the fuck other peoples think ’bout the way i am. just e-mail me anytime. i’m also 16 and single.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: yo Avril
From: “chelly” chelsea_rox67@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Aug 19 2002 2:33:53 PM -0600

Avril am I actually sending u an e-mail. Iknow u probaly hear this alot but i’m your #1 fan i tell u .I know everything about u .Didn’t u see me there when u were at the MMVAs .I saw u I put my hand out with a paper but u didn’t even see me when I was screaming your name out.I went there only to see u.Cause I don’t really like the other singers besides Sum41 .Still I don’t like thrm better than you .I am a memeber of all your fan sites .Anyway I saw that contest that you have ,I entered it I hope I win.

P.S your the best singer I know.G2G(gotta go )sk8er gurl.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: whats up
From: “april” aifaas@chorus.net
Date: Tue, Aug 27 2002 8:50:57 PM -0700

hey avril ,my name is matt i just wanted to say whats up and to talk my screen name is nosinjection458 and fazzio35d my email is fazzio35d@netscape.net and/or nosinjection458@netscape.net IM me or email me plz

bye
matt

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Keep it up!
From: Bri4dz@aol.com
Date: Thu, Sep 12 2002 10:06:28 PM EDT

I enjoy the music kiddo, keep it up…
Good luck in the future…

Brian L.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: Rockrulez2400@aol.com
Date: Fri, Aug 23 2002 11:58:46 AM EDT

U R VERY KOOL
UR SONG ROCK
WRITE BACK
KK CUZ I GOT NOTHIN TO SAY

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people also thought i was avril lavigne on AOL instant messenger:

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Snowsurfer700: Hey, umm, sorry to ask, but who’s this?
psykotik2k: avril lavigne
Snowsurfer700: Seriously?
psykotik2k: seriously
Snowsurfer700: oh….crud…i’m sorry…one of my friends told me to im this person
psykotik2k: yeah? what did s/he say?
Snowsurfer700: He just said “Oh, im this person” i asked who it was, they said find out yourself…
psykotik2k: oh ok
Snowsurfer700: crud…this is seriously Avril Lavigne?
psykotik2k: yes this seriously is avril lavigne!
psykotik2k: sorry if it takes me a while to respond. i have like 13 people IMing me at the same time
Snowsurfer700: lol it’s no problem….how do they all know ur im n e way?
psykotik2k: it gets around

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PunKSk8eR678: hi
PunKSk8eR678: hello?
psykotik2k: hey
PunKSk8eR678: are you seriously avril lavinge?
psykotik2k: yeah, i’m seriously avril lavigne
PunKSk8eR678: is it cool to be a “big star” or does it kinnda suck?
psykotik2k: yeah, it is. well except for the fame part
psykotik2k: i have like 16 people IMing me at the same time right now
PunKSk8eR678: gotta suck eh?
PunKSk8eR678: i guess i wish i was famous just a lil
psykotik2k: yeah, you have to work it though. it doesnt happen overnight
PunKSk8eR678: i kno
PunKSk8eR678: btw why is your buddy icon say “whore”?
psykotik2k: oh. that’s just a picture of one of my BIGGEST fans
psykotik2k: i thought her icon was cute
PunKSk8eR678: oh
PunKSk8eR678: ic
PunKSk8eR678: its kinnda cool though
psykotik2k: yeah, she’s really mean though
psykotik2k: suzi onCRACK
PunKSk8eR678: im not mean!
PunKSk8eR678: lol!
psykotik2k: that’s her screenname
PunKSk8eR678: thats weird
PunKSk8eR678: can i tell your Sn to one of my friends?

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Sassykat3287: avril lavinge!!!!!!!!!!1
Sassykat3287: omg!!!!!!!!!!!11
psykotik2k: hey
Sassykat3287: ur so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
psykotik2k: thanks
Sassykat3287: teach me how to be cool
psykotik2k: wear ties
Sassykat3287: okay i mean i bought a studded belt yesterday from pac sun… does that mean i’m punk now?
Sassykat3287: i mean yayyyyyyyyyyyy
psykotik2k: you’re almost there
Sassykat3287: omg.. thats like so totally cool i cant belive it
Sassykat3287: i listen to new found glory
Sassykat3287: n blink 182
psykotik2k: what about sum 41? and treble charger?
Sassykat3287: they’re cool too
Sassykat3287: wooooooooo
psykotik2k: yeah, they’re my boys
Sassykat3287: i named my cat deryck after deryck whibley
Sassykat3287: n my fish avril after u
psykotik2k: you named your fish after me?
Sassykat3287: totally
Sassykat3287: wat color tie should i buy avril?????
psykotik2k: red and black
Sassykat3287: THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE COLORS
psykotik2k: yeah, they’re my favorite colors too
Sassykat3287: ahhhhhhhhhh
Sassykat3287: that’s soooo cool
Sassykat3287: we’re like def soulmates
psykotik2k: sorry if it takes me a while to respond
psykotik2k: i have lots of people IMing me
Sassykat3287: i understand… i mean it must be soooo hard being so popular
psykotik2k: yeah, it is
Sassykat3287: but it’s not like i really know
Sassykat3287: i have to pretend
psykotik2k: yeah
psykotik2k: hey, i have to go now
Sassykat3287: what?!
Sassykat3287: r u saying i’m not popular?!!!!
Sassykat3287: YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!111

Avril and I have a special connection.

Love you Avril.



Fappy New Year!

1 01 2018

Happy Fappy New Year everyone! I actually slept through the countdown and it’s been 2018 for the past hour and 45 minutes where i am (i went to bed early, i’m like an old person).

Anyhow, let’s see what the new year brings. Maybe more new posts? (LOL)

I still find it amusing if you scroll down far enough you’re able to see posts from 2014 still.

Have a good one!



RIP IN PEACE AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

6 10 2017

I just got this e-mail. This is sad :(

Dear AIM user,

We see that you’ve used AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) in the past, so we wanted to let you know that AIM will be discontinued and will no longer work as of December 15, 2017.

Before December 15, you can continue to use the service. After December 15, you will no longer have access to AIM and your data will be deleted. If you use an @aim.com email address, your email account will not be affected and you will still be able to send and receive email as usual.

We’ve loved working on AIM for you. From setting the perfect away message to that familiar ring of an incoming chat, AIM will always have a special place in our hearts. As we move forward, all of us at AOL (now Oath) are excited to continue building the next generation of iconic brands and life-changing products for users around the world.

You can visit our FAQ to learn more. Thank you for being an AIM user.

Sincerely,
The AOL Instant Messenger team

I have many fond memories of using AIM as a means of communication between all the people that used to come here back in the day. This was like between the year 2000 up till 2011 at least. Since then, more and more people just stopped using AIM. Towards the end, i was just mostly using it as a way to talk to Angelbaby and Smash. Eventually, everyone stopped using it guess.

I’m guessing people maybe started using Skype more? Or Facebook Messenger? I never really got into Skype or Messenger. I do use WhatsApp though.

Every once in a while, i do log on to AIM just to see if there’s anybody still on there. It’s usually just 2 or 3 people. Just logged on a couple minutes ago and it’s just one dude on (Hey there Chris Tilton!).

I still rock my “whore” buddy icon (a picture of Suzi with a lollipop? i think? with the word whore on it. she made the icon herself if you’re wondering. she’s totally not a whore).

I actually still have chat logs for pretty much EVERYBODY i’ve ever spoken to on AIM. I could probably pull up a random chat log with you in it if you ask me to.

I think one of the more memorable things about AIM for me was when people thought my screen name was Avril Lavigne’s.

14/12/03 10:59 AM
Bunnykisses713: hey
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Bunnykisses713: im rachel and cause u r avril lavighne

14/12/03 10:50 AM
Valid8tedprking: hey avril, whats up?
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Valid8ted prking: my cell is on if you wanna talk 577 5829

Fun times.

There’s this game on PC (and Mac), which is essentially an AIM simulator, and it’s so fucking good. Like seriously, play this game if you haven’t already. It’s called Emily is Away (and there’s also a sequel, Emily is Away Too). You can download the first game for free (steam link here) but the second one you have to pay for (totally worth it though IMO).

Really worth playing. The nostalgia trip is insane.

Anyway, RIP AIM. On December 15 2017 at least. It’s still up for now. But it’ll be the end of an era.

You were the best messaging app. A lot happened on AIM, lots of friendships and relationships. Lots of good memories and good times. I’m actually sad!



I fixed the old forums!

10 07 2017

Holy shit! I managed to recover part of the old (TJNR) forums from between 2004 – 2006!

And it’s pretty much fully functioning! Like 99% of it (had to disable signatures because most of them were in HTML and phpBB3 doesn’t allow html tags in sigs. Posts with html tags are also broken. Oh and i haven’t figured out how to convert avatars yet, if it’s even possible)

But hey!

Fuckin’ mid 2000’s all over again in there! You won’t be able to use your old password but you can use the ‘i forgot my password’ thing to get a new one (delivered to whatever e-mail address you used back in ’04/’05/’06 hahaha). Or you could contact me to reset it.

Anyhow, it’s pretty much all there where it last left off at the time. My memory is a bit hazy but this was probably around after i left TJNR and brought back what was left of the backup of the forum i had at the time.

It was never meant to be as big as it was before (TJNR has split off and become it’s own thing), and really, the only reason i brought back what i had left of the forum was because; for a period of time, this website was using the IPB forum to show all the front page posts (2004 – 2005). I actually converted those posts back as wordpress posts but couldn’t convert all the comments that were left. So the only way to read the comments (which, face it, is really what made this site so entertaining back in the day) was to have the forum back up.

But time wasn’t so kind to the MYSQL database and the forum completely broke. But after lots of searching for forum converters dating back to the early/mid 2000’s, i somehow managed to revive the old IPB board as a phpBB3 board.

The other forum that eventually came to be, which never reached the heights of the old TJNR forums back when i used to run it, is still around. It covers the time period of 2006 – 2016.

Anyhow, the both forums are all fixed, updated and fully functional. If anybody ever wants to use them. If anything, it’s a trip just going back and seeing posts from internet people from 10+ years ago.



I fixed the pedo counter!

6 07 2017

Goddamn i missed that thing.

The script broke a while back. Like, a coupla years back. Had to remove it since it wasn’t working. And i never bothered to fix it. Well, mostly because i didn’t have access to the backend to actually fix it but now i got it fixed!

It’s never going to ever show numbers in the hundreds anymore (like back in the day) but at least it’s functioning. Probably need to have javascript enabled on your browser for it to work. Maybe.

Here’s an old screenshot of the site from 2003 when this place used to have hundreds of people on here at any given time.

Is it bad that we joke about pedos and being pedos on here?

(Yes. It is bad and we should feel bad.)



Holy shit i actually have access to the backend of the site again

4 07 2017

So. For like, probably, the last couple of years, i haven’t actually been able to access the backend of this website or even FTP stuff onto the server. It’d been so long since i last logged into there, my webhost actually changed management and all my logins and passwords and shit got changed and i never bothered to get all my new login details sorted out.

Long story short, i finally got my request to reset my passwords all done today and i now have access to my own website again.

It’s been so long since i’ve actually seen the files that i have hosted on the server, i nostalgia-ed HARD. Holy shit. It’s like stepping into a time portal to the mid 2000’s.

Anyhow, there’s this one page i had made back in the day where i put up testimonials about the site from the readers at the time and how they came to find out about the site and why they stuck around as regular visitors and damn, looking back at what people were saying; this was a pretty awesome site. At the very least, i’m glad people were entertained by it.

Anyway, go have a look for yourselves. It’s probably been just as long for you as it’s been for me since we last actually saw this page. It even still has the previous layout.

Nostalgia is the damnedest thing.



Betty and Veronica

2 06 2017

First of all, what the fuck. The last post was in November 2016? And it’s now June 2017? Shit, time flies.

I had the weirdest dream the other day. I dreamt i was playing a Betty and Veronica point and click adventure game (probably like the ones Telltale makes, which by the way, Tales from the Borderlands is like, their BEST game) on the Nintendo Switch and i guess i was in some house, a bedroom i think? with Betty and Veronica in there and i’m like calling out to them, like, “Hey check out this Betty and Veronica game!”, to Betty and Veronica.

But not the comic Betty and Veronica. This was Riverdale Betty and Veronica, Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

And oh boy do i have a crush on Lili Reinhart. Ended up just lying in bed with Betty and Veronica playing a Betty and Veronica game and then i fucking woke up. But damn it was nice while it lasted. That Lili Reinhart though.

<3

#TeamBetty

I think it’s because she reminds of Amber Heard and you know how much i love Amber Heard. She’s on my Bang List 10 after all. A list i still have finished.

I should finish it. Someday.

Next post? Maybe in 2018? Ha ha ha.



Your first celebrity crush

14 11 2016

Now, i can’t say if she was my first ever celebrity crush but she was definitely one of many. In the 90’s, i actually had a subscription to Bop and The Big Bopper. There was this one poster of Alyssa Milano that totally did it for me. This was before that phase were she started doing those stupid skin flicks. Those stupidly fappable skin flicks (thank you Embrace of the Vampire).

Anyway, i remember always wanting this poster. I wanted it so bad. Never actually sent away for one but it’s never left my mind. Thinking about first celebrity crushes brought back memories of this so i decided to see if there were any high res images of it on the googles. This was the only thing i was able to find.

Fuckin’ Bop and The Big Bopper.

Tell me your first celebrity crush so i can go on another nostalgia trip.



Tonight was a good night

12 09 2016

So i was watching this retrospective video on the old Flash TV series from 1990 (on this pretty awesome Youtube channel, give that dude a sub a binge watch on nostalgia like i’ve been doing) and i notice in one of the clips from one of the Trickster episodes; this chick (that played Trickster’s sidekick, Prank) that i remember totally having a crush on in the 80’s and early 90’s and i’m like WOAH it’s her, what’s her name, i gotta know her name. And more importantly, has she ever done any nude scenes.

So i hit up the googles and type in ‘The Flash Trickster Girl’ and click on the first link (to IMDB).

Clicked around checking out the cast list trying to find her name. But wouldn’t you know it, her name isn’t listed and her headshot is nowhere to be found on the IMDB cast page for The Flash (1990).

WHAT’S HER NAME?

So ok, IMDB is a bust. Either that or i just didn’t look around hard enough. But fuck it. So i try the google images route. Put in the same search terms and BINGO. First image has her in it. Clicked on the image and BAM, her name is in the picture caption. Corinne Bohrer. So that’s her name. Checked out her IMDB right after that.

Then i saw that she was in Vice Versa, this pretty awesome Fred Savage flick from like 1988, which i remember i had taped on VHS off of a TV broadcast back in the day. Really fun movie. Must’ve watched it like dozens of times.

So anyway, nostalgia sinks in and i’m like ohhh yeahh, i remember her in that movie and i remember thinking she was cute. Vice Versa was a movie i watched a lot as a kid and had always had a crush on her in that movie, never even knowing or remembering what her name was, probably because like the internets didn’t even exist yet or something and how the hell was i supposed to look her up?

I guess the opening credits probably would’ve helped but 8 or 9 or 10 year old me (must’ve been a few years or so after theatrical release since it was on broadcast TV when i taped it) actually bothered to read the opening or closing credits. But whatever.

So anyway, IMDB lists off a bunch of stuff she’s been in. Oh cool she was in Valley Girl? Never actually seen that movie but i’ve definitely heard of it. Saw that she did a few TV commercials too. Neat.

So it’s off to Youtube. Typed in Corinne Bohrer and first clip i see is from Joysticks (1983), a movie where she played a valley girl. Like, woah!

And her in a McDonalds commercial! Goddamn, she’s cute. So fucking would.

Some dude even recently uploaded a clip of her in a Clorox Bleach commercial like a month ago! (August 18 2016)

Dude probably had the same crush i did on her too.

How old is this commercial? She looks fucking fine. Still would.

Then i hit up the trailer for Vice Versa.

What a great movie. And Corinne is cute as fuck in it.

And then i hit up a clip of her as Prank from The Flash. Might as well check her out again in that. Seeing as it was what set me off to search for her.

Mark Hamill before the Joker. Corinne pretty much doing a Harley Quinn. Awesome.

Ok so enough of this. I know her name. Watched a few clips of her from back in the day. Now the important question:

Has she ever been nude? Whaddaya say Mr. Google?

Oh snap. It looks like she has. And hot damn, there’s a clip of her on Celebrity Movie Archive? A site that i’m actually a member of and still have some download credit on? Fuck yeah.

And OH SHIT. She did FULL FRONTAL? That’s like, the best kind of nudity. That’s like, SUPER nudity. And her boobs DO NOT DISAPPOINT. They’re pretty fucking nice.

And that. Is the usual process of when i wanna find out the name of chick i remember crushing on from back in the day. And whether she’s been nude.

The internet is great.

Corinne Bohrer’s boobs are great.